Can Anyone Verify Your Whereabouts?

So when something happens to a Marist type in the Poughkeepsie area they send out an email about it to everyone's Foxmail account. Nina pasted me the details of the latest when she got up this morning (I was at work).

On Sunday about 2:30AM two former Marist Students were accosted on Orchard Place in the City of Poughkeepsie. A lone subject grabbed one of the students and attempted to drag her into an alley. The City of Poughkeepsie Police are investigating this incident.

The Suspect is described as: A White Male, early 20's, 5'7" to 5'10", medium build, dark spiked hair, neat appearance, wearing a white zippered jacket with stripes on the sleeves and blue jeans. The subject may be driving a dark colored Honda Civic or Accord with bright headlights.

Anyone with information on this incident is asked to call the City of Poughkeepsie Police at 845-451-4000 or Marist Security at 845-471-1822 or x2282.

Sound like anyone you know? Thankfully, I don't own a white zippered anything, and this probably won't exactly be a city-wide manhunt seeing as how it was just a bit of a scare for the two folks that were accosted, or else I'd be reasonably concerned about a pretty good pile of coincidences not looking so good for me. It could also be pointed out that I don't drive a Honda, but new Civics look an awful lot like new Priuses, especially at night when you're probably pretty scared, and I do have those new high intensity lights.