Man look how emo that sounds. Where's my eyeliner?
Last night, in an incident that harkens back to the days of my hermit crab Chippy and Mom's "Why won't this door shut no matter how many times I slam it?" my laptop was perched atop the TV tray that was unknowingly blocking the reclination of a chair, and as they say in the wrestling world, it took a pretty solid bump. Took it like a champ even.
It was fine for a few hours, and then things slowly ground to a halt. I thought firefox had eaten the system like it has been known to do (embedded flash videos are an evil thing), so I just rebooted, and then watched for two minutes as the grub menu struggled into view. For Windows users, imagine the Windows XP logo where that scrolly thing is moving about a centimeter a minute. I had other things to be doing, so I just shut it off and left it alone until today.
Only today, it didn't turn on. So I reseated the RAM, and it still didn't turn on. After brunch Matt and Mike came over and we tried virtually every possible permutation of disconnecting and reconnecting things, and it did turn on occasionally. Emphasis on occasionally. And without any rhyme nor reason. It was eventually determined that something involving the chip (more specifically its cooling) had gone tragically wrong. So we set about opening that part up to see what we could do, since at this point we couldn't really make things worse anyway.
It is
riveted together. Like, you know, the Brooklyn Bridge.
And so, I used Matt's employee serial number and ordered a IBM Thinkpad T60 today. It has a 14.1 inch screen, a 1.83 GHz centrino, 1 Gig of RAM, and a 60 Gig hard drive. And it cost me under 1200 bucks. It's not money I would have spent now if I had the choice, but it's one hell of an upgrade from a maybe 12 inch screen, 192 Megs of Ram, and a 600 MHz Pentium 3.
In some way, I'm gonna miss the Vaio, in that same way people miss their 9 year old Bronco when they get a new F-350. And I'm gonna need new stickers.
[Update] The estimated ship date is December 7th. So not cool.