Excellence

This is the kind of conversation that makes me smile:

Pyg: All Hail the Skip
Pyg: All hail F to the P
Pyg: I just wanted to tell you that the Blarto AckAck gun is doing a fine job inspiring fear, and quelling rebellion.
Me: the really awesome thing is if they rebels start to lose their fear of the AckAck you just drill a small hole in one ball and fill it with epoxy. a demonstration of it going through some drywall should get the point across easily enough.
Pyg: I'm able to shove 4 balls out at a time with a prime and a full push
Me: nice
Pyg: it's pants shitting terror when this thing goes off
Pyg: minus the pants
Me: the noise alone is enough to make people fall down sometimes
Pyg: yeah, shock and awe, to be sure

I let Pyg borrow the ping pong ball minigun that Chris Boulden got us for Christmas, and apparently it's doing well in the arena of office warfare.